Justin Timberlake – doesn’t he own his own clothing line????? Sigh…
Sandra Bullock – ok, maybe I’m just a fan of reds and oranges. Babe is smoking in this red column with a sexy sexy neckline. And eff it, that bow on the back is hot. Invokes Marilyn Monroe, and one of my self-designed high school homecoming dresses. So maybe I’m a bit biased. Make-up is lovely but in this instance I would have liked her in a Veronica Lake hairdo to play up the sex.
Nicole Kidman – I think I might be going out on a limb, but I am loving this white dress. LOVING IT. But I cream over anything Galliano does. And the Pink pumps, effing gorgeous. Another hair NO for me, though. Loosen that shiz up, baby. Plus that dress demands a bigger hair silhouette.
Gwyneth Paltrow – looking like a goopy, droopy boobie. You know, on someone else I might love this gold number. Plus the earrings are OUT OF THIS WORLD amazing. Must. Have. Them. But it’s Gwyneth. Sorry folks, can’t get passed her and her desert face.
Christian Bale – wearing all black does not mean you are taking a tux risk. At least he went all out and actually grew a beard out. I mean, all the way or nothing guys.
Robert Downey – YES!!!! Navy suit with satin trim, pleated tux shirt and white tie. HOTNESS, freakin hotness. With a vintage 50s hair sweep. I need a second to wipe my panties. Almost, ALMOST makes me forget you ALSO didn’t shave. Men. WTF??!!!!
Jennifer Hudson – VAVAVAVOOM!!!!! Hot mama. Bringing the color and the curves. DAYUM. Shake it don’t break it, babe! But that hair. Ew. Seriously. Ew. You’re not 50 years old. Freshen that shiznit up. Who am I kidding, her hair? I’m still mesmerized by the CURVES.
Natalie Portman – another one with baby boobs that doesn’t go to town and put them out for the world to love. If I were her I would have whored it up with a tight metallic number, playing up the bump all the way. Instead, another purple number. This trend is not doing anything for me. But her matching purple tassel earrings are slightly, subversively sexy. More of that please!
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